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Preeto was becoming frustrated with her husband, Banta`s insistence that they have sex in the dark.
Hoping to free him from his inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp, only to discover a cucumber in Banta`s hand.
"Is this what you`ve been using on me for the past five years?" Preeto asked.
"Let me explain!" Banta protested.
"Why, you sneaky bastard!" Preeto screamed. "You impotent son of a..." "Speaking of sneaky!" Banta interrupted, "Maybe you`d care to explain our three kids!"
- Pussy willow!!! There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire.
'Hey kid!' the farmer says. 'Where are you going with that wire?'
'Well,' the kid drawls, 'this here ain`t just any... -
Itching lotion!!! Tansen was a high ranking official in King Akbar`s court.
However he had one longstanding wish- to suck the queen`s voluptuous breasts to his heart`s desire.
Every time he passed the queen he would get frustrated. He revealed his desire to Birbal one day, and... - A handy tip My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all... - Suntanned!!! There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that.
He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in.. - Fruits of Luv! Banta nad Preeto were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 3 days.
An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlywed...